"Paris Hilton Day" joke

The mayor of Las Vegas declared August 29th to be Paris Hilton Day, making the city's new slogan -
"What happens in Vegas stays in your immune system and can be transmitted through direct contact with bodily fluids such as blood, semen, vaginal fluids and breast milk."

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