"Paris is Busted" joke

Celebrity tumor Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood for suspected drunk driving, but she said she was just speeding to get a late-night burger.
I see a couple things wrong with this story.
1. When Paris is drunk, it's usually someone else doing the driving.
2. She claimed to be "really hungry for an In-N-Out Burger." Again, see #1.

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