"Paternity Trial" joke

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of August 12th last, at approximately midnight, in the locale known generally as Lover's Lane, did the defendant have sexual relations with you?"
"Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.
"And on that occasion, to the best of your knowledge, did the defendant have a climax?" the lawyer continued.
"Oh no," she replied, "I'm pretty sure he had one of them real fancy Jaguars."

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