"Pearly Gates access?" joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season, ” Saint Peter said, “you must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven. ”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle, ” he
said. “You may pass through the pearly gates, ” Saint Peter
said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells. ” Saint
Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates. ”
The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s glasses.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
“And just what do those symbolize? ”
The man replied, “They’re Carol’s. ”
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Merry Christmas to all…Jesus is the reason for the season!