"Pen and Sword" joke
by justincider
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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swag-n-halal:Leave muslims out of this. you cant crack any good jokes just go sign up for food stamps and leave better qualified people to make people laugh
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LOL:not muslim,an insane there is no religion in this fk thing
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kay linch:funny
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sdfsd:LOLS
Funny Joke? 86 vote(s). 49% are positive. 4 comment(s).