"Penguin Gets His Car Fixed" joke
This penguin goes to get his car fixed, and the mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour. So the penguin goes to get some ice cream, and since the penguin has no hands, he gets the ice cream all over his beak. Then the penguin goes back to the mechanic, and the mechanic tells him it looks like he's blown a seal. The penguin says, "No, I promise it's just ice cream."
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