"Penguins" joke
When a man stopped at a gas station for a fill-up, the attendant noticed two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
"What's with the penguins in the back seat?" he asked the driver.
"Oh, I found them," the driver replied, "but I haven't a clue what to do with them."
The attendant thought about it for a moment and replied, "Perhaps you should take them to the zoo."
"That's a great idea," the man said as he drove away.
The next day, the same man returned to the same gas station and the attendant noticed the penguins were still in the car.
"I thought you were going to take them to the zoo," he said.
"I did," the driver replied. "We had such a great time so today I'm taking them to the beach."
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