"People Resemble Potatoes" joke
Some people are never motivated to participate. They're far more content to just watch while others do the work. They're known as 'Speck Tators'.
Some people will never do anything to help, but are very gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They're known as 'Comment Tators'.
Some people tend to be very bossy and enjoy telling others what to do, although they don't want to soil their own hands. They're known as 'Dick Tators'.
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It's always too hot or too cold, too sweet or too sour, etc. They're known as 'Agie Tators'.
Some people put up a good front and pretend to be someone they're not. They're known as 'Emma Tators'.
There are some who say they will help, but somehow never seem to get around to actually doing the promised help. They're known as 'Hezzie Tators'.
And then, there are those who love and do what they say they will. They're always prepared to stop whatever they may be doing to lend a helping hand. These are the ones who bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They're known as 'Sweet Tators'.
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