"Pepsi Challenge" joke
An airplane carrying a shipment of Pepsi flying somewhere over Africa had a malfunction, and crashed.
A few weeks later, PepsiCo sent a rescue plane out to look for the lost plane. They found the wreckage, but were unable to locate the crew.
They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals and asked the Chief of the tribe if he knew anything about the crash.
The Chief answers, "Yeah, we ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi."
The Rescue crew was shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."
Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."
After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did you..you know...eat their...things??" The chief answered, "No."
"No?" asked the rescuers.
"No," replied the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke."
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