"Perfect Day" joke

The Perfect Day According To: HER8: 45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9: 00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9: 30 Light breakfast11: 00 Sunbathe12: 30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1: 45 Shopping2: 30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs3: 00 Facial, massage, nap7: 30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10: 00 Make love11: 30 Pillow talk in his big strong armsHIM10: 00 Wake up10: 02 Oral sex10: 10 Big Breakfast11: 30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters2: 15 Enormous lunch3: 15 Oral sex3: 25 Play sports with the guys4: 30 Drink beer with the guys6: 30 Meet Claudia Schiffer6: 40 Oral sex6: 50 Huge dinner, more beer11: 00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex11: 10 Sleep

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