"Performance Evaluations" joke
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance valuations in a large US Corporation: "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.""I would not allow this employee to breed.""Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.""He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.""This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.""Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.""I would like to go hunting with him sometime.""He would argue with a signpost.""He has a knack for making strangers immediately.""He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.""When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.""If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week.""It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
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