"Pharmacy" joke
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
He asks, “What for? ”
She responds, “I want to kill my husband. ”
He says, “Sorry, I can’t do that. ”
She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
He says, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription…”
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