"Pick Up Lines" joke

Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach?...No?. ..Can I?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.

Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?

Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns!

Your parents must be thief's cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.

Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.