"Pickle Factory" joke
Ed was employed at a pickle factory. After working there for a number of years, he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Hearing this, his wife suggested he see a sex therapist to talk about it. Ed told her that he would be much too embarrassed, but vowed to overcome his complusion on his own.
A few weeks later, Ed came home looking very ashen. His wife could tell immediately that something was seriously wrong. "Ed, what's wrong?" she asked.
"Remember I told you how I had this overwhelming urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" he asked. "Ed, you didn't!!" his wife said. "Yes, I did." Ed said.
"My God, Ed, what happened?" she asked. "I got fired," replied Ed.
"No, Ed. What I mean is, what happened with the pickle slicer?" his wife asked.
"Oh, well she got fired too!"
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