"Pious Man" joke

Upon reaching the age of 105, a pious man suddenly stopped attending church. Alarmed by his absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the priest paid him a visit.
Relieved to find him in excellent health, the priest asked, "After all these years, why is it we no longer see you attending services?"
The old man lowered his voice and whispered, "Well, Father, when I turned 90 years old, I expected God to take me any day. Then I turned 95, then 100 and now, 105. It suddenly dawned on me that God is very busy and must have forgotten about me. I don't want to remind Him!"

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