"Play On Words Joke II" joke

Q: How did the pig with laryngitis feel?
A: Dis-gruntled.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

I know this guy who works at Sea World; but I don't think it's on porpoise...

For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia....

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She had her baby in the spring.

What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards at the same time? A moving back hareline.

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meatgrinder? He got a little behind in his work.

'Tis better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.