"Pluto" joke
A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."
I'm hungry:
"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread."
"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
An electron was in love with the nucleus, so what did the electron say to the nucleus? Baby my world revolves around you.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.