"Pokemon Jokes" joke

Why did the pokmon trainer hide under your bed? So he could pikachu in the night! How do you get a pikachu onto a train? You pokmon! What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine? A poliwhirl! Why did all the cutlery stick to the Pokmon trainer? Because he he had a magneton Where does a full grown Snorlax sit? Anywhere it wants to! What do Hitmonlee&Hitmonchan have in common? They're both hitmans! Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on) Why is the surfing Pikachu all Wrinkly? Its in the Water too long! What's Meowth's favorite snack? Pay Day! How do you get James on the bus? Pok*im*on!! What is Pikachu's favorite food? Pepperoni Pika! What is Pikachu's favorite pie? Pikan pie What Pokmon is most likely to have a brother? Slowbro What is the saddest pokmon? Pikablu What do you get when you cross pikachu with haunter? Pikaboo

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