"Political Science Lesson" joke

Now that it's '88, it's time for some political nonsense (redundant?)
A LESSON IN POLITICAL SCIENCE
SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes one to give
to someone else.
COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives
you the milk.
FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells
you the milk.
NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one
and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ANARCHY - steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.