"Politically Correct Terms" joke

New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's
OLD
NEW
conservative-reactionary
the establishment-white power elite
hearing person-temporarily aurally abled
sighted person-temporarily visually abled
blind-visually challenged
mute-vocally challenged
deaf-aurally challenged
dead-metabolically different
alive-temporarily metabolically abled
ugly-aesthetically challenged
fat-gravitationally challenged
heavy-set-people of mass
rude-politically correct
psychopath-socially misaligned
crooked-ethically challenged
klutzy-kinesthetically challenged
bald-follicularly challenged
short-differently statured
non-white, non-male oppressed-white melanin impoverished / genetically oppressive
white male-oppressor
black-african-american
asian-asian-american
afro-american-african-american
minority group-numerically challenged group; under-represented population
black-person of color
Chicano-person of color
weird green freak-person of color
female-person of gender
drooling drunk idiot-person on floor
group of blacks-Under-Represented population of persons of color
Group of Whites-L.A.P.D.
woman-womyn
women-wymin
girl-pre-womyn
man-oppressor
boy-oppressor-to-be
pregnancy-parasitic oppression
janitor-sanitation engineer
disabled car-mechanically challenged car
dish washer-utensil sanitizer
dairy-where cows are raped
ranch-where cattle are murdered
egg ranch-where hens are raped
biology department-where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lackeys of theimperialist drug companies
fishing-raping the oceans
farming- exploiting mother earth
nhl hockey-uniformed fascists vying for superiority
paper bag- processed tree carcass
Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject to change without notice).
old 80's/90's
deaf/hearing impaired/aurally challenged
blind /sight impaired/visually challenged
retarded/mentally handicapped/mentally challenged
queer/gay/homosexual/queer (strange but true)
fat/big boned/alternative body image