"Poor Choice of Words" joke
A man dragged himself into the emergency room with multiple bruises, concussion, two black eyes and a nine-iron wrapped around his throat. Shocked by all of this, the doctor asked him what happened.
"My wife and I were having a nice quiet round of golf," he explained. "We reached a difficult hole and both of us sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was searching around I noticed a cow that had something white near its rear end."
"I went over to it," he continued, "and lifted its tail. Sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass. That's when I made my biggest mistake."
"What do you mean?" What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"I held the tail up and yelled out to my wife, "Hey honey, this one looks like yours!"
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