"Poor jimmy" joke

Jimmy was a very poor boy and he wanted a toy he could call his own. So he sent off a letter to God, imploring the almighty to use divine intervention on his behalf and send him $20 so he could buy the toy.
A well meaning postal clerk forwarded the letter to city hall where it eventually landed on the Mayor's desk. The mayor pulled out a Five dollar bill, wrote a note, and sent it off to the boy.
When the envelope arrived, Jimmy's face got red with rage and he wrote back to God, "Thanks for the twenty dollars, but next time don't send it through City Hall. Those fuckers kept seventy-five percent in taxes."

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