"Popcorn Jokes" joke
What do you call a bad popcorn Joke?
Answer: Corny
What do you call the bottom of a boat made from popcorn?
Answer: A hull
Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?
They made him a kernel.
What do you call a pathway in a popcorn corn field?
Answer: Cobblestone.
What do you call fat popcorn?
Answer: Husky.
What did one popcorn say to the other?
Answer: I'm cold, hand me some Stockings.
What do you get when you cross a popcorn with an ice cream? Answer: Popsicle
What do you call a field of passion popcorn?
Answer: A-maize-ing.
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Q: Why are men like popcorn?
A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.