"Pope dies and tries enter to the heaven" joke

The pope died. Like all good Christians he went to heaven and knocked on the gate. Peter opened the gate, and the pope said: "I'm the pope."
Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. "I have someone here who says he's the pope, do you know him?"
Jesus answered: "No, never heared of him, send him to hell."
Peter relayed this message to the pope.
"That can't be true, ring God himself," the pope said.
Peter rang God and said: "Here's someone who says he's the pope, do you know him?"
God answered: "No, never heard of him, send him to hell."
And again, Peter told the pope.
"The last chance I have is the Holy Spirit," the pope said.
Peter rang him and said: "I have someone here who says he's the pope, you know him?"
"Yes," he said, "I know him. He's the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant. Send him to hell."