"Potato Jokes" joke

Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead. How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad. Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater. Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop. What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up. What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing! What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry!

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