"Potato Sack" joke
There is a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead who are being chased by the Police because they just robbed a bank. They see three potato sacks by the side of the road, so they hop in. The police, who are close behind, come down the street and see the three potato sacks, but no sign of the women. Sure enough, the Cheif Policeman has an idea. He kicks the first potato sack, the one that the redhead is in, and he hears, "Meow". So he said to the other cops, "Oh, its just a cat." He kicks the second sack, which the brunette is in, and he hears, "Woof woof", so he said to the other cops, "Oh, its just a dog." He kicks the third sack, and he hears, "Potato, potato".
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