"Potential and Reality" joke
A little boy comes home and asks his dad the difference between potential and reality.
His dad says go ask your mom if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
The little boy runs to his mom and asks.
He comes back to his dad.
Mom said she would.
Ok says dad. Now go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
The little boy runs to his sister and asks.
He comes back to his dad.
Sister said she would.
Ok says dad. Now go ask your brother if he would suck Brad Pitts dick for a million dollars.
The little boy runs to his brother and asks.
He comes back to his dad.
Brother says he would.
Now, says dad, here is the difference between potential and reality.
Potentially this house has three million dollars, but in reality all we have is two sluts and a queer.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.