"Potential and Reality" joke
A little boy comes home and asks his dad the difference between potential and reality.
His dad says go ask your mom if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
The little boy runs to his mom and asks.
He comes back to his dad.
Mom said she would.
Ok says dad. Now go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
The little boy runs to his sister and asks.
He comes back to his dad.
Sister said she would.
Ok says dad. Now go ask your brother if he would suck Brad Pitts dick for a million dollars.
The little boy runs to his brother and asks.
He comes back to his dad.
Brother says he would.
Now, says dad, here is the difference between potential and reality.
Potentially this house has three million dollars, but in reality all we have is two sluts and a queer.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.