"Preacher" joke

A parishioner had dozed off to sleep during the morning service. "Will all who want to go to heaven stand?" The preacher asked. All stood, except for the sleeping parishioner.

After they sat down, the pastor continued: "Well, will all who want to go to the other place stand?"

Somebody suddently dropped a songbook, and the sleeping man jumped tp his feet and stood sheepishly facing the preacher. He mumbled confusedly, "Well, Preacher, I don't know what we're voting for, but it looks like you and I are the only ones for it."

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