"Pregnant" joke

"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced a sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice.
Her mother paled.
"And it's all your fault," continued the girl.
"My fault?" gasped the mother. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you all about the facts of life."
"Yeah, yeah... but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"

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