"President precedent" joke

Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent*

... BAD *PRECEDENT:

Tipper: "How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?"

Al: "Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 months of election recounts, but I`d do it all again."

... BAD *PRESIDENT:

Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear

- "I do solemonemoney swear..."

- that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States

- "... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States..."

- and will to the best of my ability

- "... and will to the best of my abli-tilly. .."

- preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States

- "... preservect defenestrate the United. .. the Constitual. .. the. .. um. .. of America."

- So help me God.

- "So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?"