"Presidential Clock" joke
A man died and went to Heaven. Since it was a slow day for St. Peter, he offered to show the man around. Thinking this was a very gracious offer, the man accepted.
While showing him the sights, they came to a huge room that was full of clocks. "What's with all the clocks?" the man asked.
St. Peter explained, "Every person on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."
This seemed to make sense to the man, but he noticed that some of the clocks were going faster than others and asked St. Peter why.
"Each time a living person tells a lie," explained St. Peter, "it speeds his clock."
As they were about to leave the room, the man took one last look around and when looking up, he noticed one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this one, both hands were spinning at an unbelievable rate. "What's the story with that clock?" he asked St. Peter.
"That's President Clinton's clock," said St. Peter. "We decided to use it as fan!"
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