"Presidential name game" joke

Celebrity couples have all become subject to cute combo-names: Bennifer, TomKat, Brangelina, and now...

Gyllenspoon

What if, instead of restricting this practice to those who are actually banging each other, we also applied it to Presidential tickets?

For instance:

HillBama

And on the Republican side:

CondiCain

Or, here's a good one:

MormonDick

Or, if Hillary doesn't make the cut....

Barack O'GuyWhoseWifeHasCancer