"President's Origin" joke
At a conference, three scientists - an American, a German, and an Indonesian - were talking among themselves and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. Says the American:' In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms, so we attached artificial arms on him. Now that he's grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that.' Then the German countered:' That's nothing to hat we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs, so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medallist in the Olympics.' The Indonesian interjects:' Is that all you have - just gold medallists? In Pare-Pare, South Sulawesi, we had a baby boy born without a head. We attached a coconut and he is now the president of the Indonesia.'
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