"Priest and A Rabbi" joke
A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest put his book down and began a conversation by saying, "I understand that in your religion, you are not supposed to eat pork... but, have you never even tasted it?"
The rabbi put his newspaper down and replied, "I must tell you the truth. Yes I have, but only on the odd occasion."
The rabbi then questioned the priest, "I understand that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate... but... "
"Yes, I know exactly what you are going to ask," interjected the priest, "and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."
They both went back to their reading and remained silent for a while.
Finally, the rabbi peeked over his newspaper and with a big grin, said, " "Better than pork, isn't it!"
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