"Prison Break!! A tale of gripping adventure!!!" joke

Three women escape from prison. One is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.

They run for miles until they come upon an old barn.' I know!' says the redhead,' Let's hide in the hayloft and rest!'

When they climb up, they find three large gunnysacks.' I know!' says the brunette,' Let's climb into them for camouflage!'

About an hour later, the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The deputy goes up to check out the hayloft.

'What you got up there?' asks the sheriff.

'Nothin' but three gunnysacks,' says the deputy.

'Well, kick' em an' see what's in' em,' drawls the sheriff.

So the deputy kicks the sack with the redhead in it. She goes,' Bow-wow!' And the deputy calls down,' Nothin' but a dawg in this'n, Sheriff.'

Then he kicks the sack with the brunette in it. She goes,' Meow!' And the deputy calls down,' Nothin' in here but a old kitty-cat, Sheriff.'

Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it. No sound at all. He kicks the sack again. And the blonde says,' Potatoes!'