"Prize Winner" joke

A blonde goes to a local restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks down at her cup and sees a peel-off prize sticker on the side of it. She pulls off the tab and starts jumping up and down, screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress quickly runs over to her and says, "That's not possible. The biggest prize given away was a home theater system."
"No," argues the blonde, "I won a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to her table and says, "Ma'am, you couldn't possibly have won a motor home because that was not one of our prizes."
"No, you're wrong," the blonde insists, "I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to him and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

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