"Programmers" joke
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said:
" Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said:
" We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said:
" First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said:
" Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
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