"Programming errors" joke

Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a hurry.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.

Project Management is like pushing a wheelbarrow of frogs to market.

Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.

Quality assurance doesn`t.

Quit while your still behind.

Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle.

Real programmers don`t announce how many times the operations department called them last night.