"Promoted to V.P." joke

Jim was so excited about being promoted to Vice President of the company he worked for, he continually bragged about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally, she got to the point where she couldn't stand it any longer. "Jim, that promotion means absolutely nothing. Heck, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"They do?" he said. Not sure if he should believe her or not, he decided to call the grocery store himself and check it out.
When a clerk answered the phone, Jim said, "Yes, I'd like to speak with the Vice President of peas, please."
"Sir, would that be frozen or canned?" asked the clerk.

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