"Psychatric Doctor" joke
A Doctor wants to take his mental patients in a plane for a change. When the plane started the mental patients in the plane were doing lot of mischieves and even disturbing the Pilots in the plane. A pilot came out from his engine room and asked the doctor to keep the mental patients quiet and asked to maintain the pin drop silence in the plane without disturbing other passengers. After sometime the plane was very silent and the pilot was wondering how it happened. After a while the pilot came out of his engine room to see what is happening. He saw the mental patients are missing in the plane. He asked the Doctor where are they? The Doctors quietly replied that he told them to play outside. So they are playing outside.The pilot got Panic....
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, more...
There was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch one more time i am going to kill myself" The black guy said"If I have corndogs
for lunch one more time I am going to kill myself" Then the aggie said "if I more...
Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came more...
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane more...
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.
They decided that this was a unique more...