"Psychiatrist Visits" joke

A woman talks to a psychiatrist and says, "You've got to help me doctor, my husband thinks he's a racehorse! He neighs, sleeps on straw, and even eats grain!"

"No problem," says the doctor. "I can heal him, but it's gonna be costly!"

"Oh, money isn't an issue," says the disgruntled wife. "He's already won two races!"

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

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What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

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