"Puppy Love" joke
Miss Smith is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Sally, had brought a gift up to her desk.
"Guess what it is!" said Sally.
Knowing that Sally's father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book?".
"How did you know?" asked Sally.
Next Dillon brought a gift up to Miss Smith. "Guess what it is!" said Dillon.
Knowing that Dillon's parents owned a florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers?".
"How did you know?" asked Dillon.
Finally, Joey brought up a gift for Miss Smith.
"Guess what it is!" said Joey.
Knowing that Joey's father owned a liquor store, and seeing that the bag was wet, she placed her fingers on the liquid and then licked them. "Rum?" guessed Miss Smith.
"No" said Joey.
She tasted again..."Vodka?" she guessed.
"No" said Joey.
Once again she wet her fingers and tasted, "I know," said Miss Smith, "It's wine."
"No!" said Joey...it's a puppy.
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''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
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