"Putting On The Brakes" joke
A trucker, having driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill, was starting to proceed down the other side when he noticed a man and woman lying in the middle of the road, making love. He quickly blew his airhorn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were not making an attempt to get out of his way, he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
Madder than hell, he jumped out of his cab, walked to the front of it, glared down at the two still in the road, and screamed, "What the hell is the matter with the two of you? Did you not hear me blowing my horn? You could've been killed!"
The man on the road, appearing satisfied and not overly concerned, looked up and replied, "Look, I was coming, she was coming and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
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