"Q: How many smokers" joke
Q: How many smokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least five. If they all light up together the lightbulb will do so too.
All about smoking:
Remember, smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
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Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen so that, when you remove the garment from the washing machine, you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
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Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?