"Question and answer" joke
Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers. Q: What's the difference between Xerox and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band. Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus. Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being. Q: What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker? A: Big foot has been sighted. Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk." Q: How do you confuse a bank teller? A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetize them. Q: Why is a BMW a banker's favorite car? A: Because he can't spell Porsche. Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude
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