"Question and answer time" joke
Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?
A. bagels
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Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.
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Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A. Olive as in' olive the other reindeer'.
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Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?
A. Men. ... get in the boat...
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Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...