"Questions" joke

A little boy comes home from school and asks his mother what a pussy is. The boy's mother gets out a dictionary and shows him a picture of a cat. The boy then asks his mom what a bitch is. The mother turns the pages until she finds a picture of a dog.
When the boy's father gets home from work, the boy asks him what a pussy is. His father gets out a Playboy, opens it up to the centerfold, and draws a circle around the Playmate's pussy. The boy then asks his father to explain what a bitch is?
The father looks at his son and says, "A bitch is everything outside the circle."

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