"Questions n Answers" joke

BOY: Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL: Why not? ?
BOY: I'm broke.
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BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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GIRL: Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY: Were you away??

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GIRL: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY: What time was it??

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GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

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GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

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GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

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CAROL: Do you remember when you proposed to me?
I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

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GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

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BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

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BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

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SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette
ut of his mouth.

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Man: You remind me of the sea.
Woman: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: NO, because you make me sick.

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Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one
ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in
both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.
What do you think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Jimmy: Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom: Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

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Woman: How can I ever repay you for your kindness and
consideration to me?
Man: By check, money order or cash.

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Sam: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when
I'm seated.
Lily: So what do you do?
Sam: I close my eyes