"Rangers Sign Nolan Ryan" joke

Nolan Ryan has agreed to become the Texas Rangers’ new president, making him the best pitcher in the organization.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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