"Read these signs" joke

* On an electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts. * Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak. * On a maternity room door: Push, Push, Push. * At an optometrist’s office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place. * On a taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff. * On a butcher’s window: Let me meat your needs. * On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. * At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment

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